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Yellowstone National Park is one of those places I admit to being somewhat ambivalent about. It offers stunning beauty and natural wonders but also tremendous crowds and the sensation of being in a drive-thru wildlife attraction. On our way home from Glacier we stopped in the little town of West Yellowstone and had a couple of days to experience the best and worst that YNP has to offer. The weather was definitely showing the change of seasons with morning temps in the low 20's and made for some gorgeous morning views of the steam-shrouded geysers set against the backdrop of crystal clear Montana and Wyoming skies. Our first day in the park we cycled from West Yellowstone to Madison Junction and back and for most of the ride we were passing cars slowly creeping along the roadway. Not the most fun bike ride but still better than those stuck in their vehicles staring at a never ending stream of brake lights ahead of them. Still it was fun to pull into some of the turnouts along the Madison River and watch the early morning fly fishermen and women doing their thing. And on this day the fish were biting as we saw several trout snap at the flies being cast their way.
Next day we got up even earlier and headed for the Old Faithful area. Most of the northern loop of the park was closed to traffic so we anticipated lots of crowds but were pleasantly surprised to find easy parking and not-overwhelming numbers of folks flocking to see the park's most famous geyser erupt every 90 minutes or so. A lot of the geysers in the park seemed more active than I remember from our last visit and despite my ambivalence its hard not to be wowed when Nature puts on its geothermal show.
Its also nice to stop in and visit the Old Faithful Inn though this trip we were not fortunate enough to stay there overnight. COVID precautions have toned down the experience inside the grand lobby considerably but gazing up at the magnificent wood ceiling so high above is still something to behold. Gone is the ambiance of sitting in front of the roaring fireplace or listening to the live piano music lofting from the second floor but one can still mosey out to the upper outside deck and watch the geysers do their thing. The main dining room has switched to a buffet setup rather than the full service dining of years past but the food was very good and as always its fun to sit inside and look through the windows at the incredible scenery.
Here's a short video of our Yellowstone stop. If you've been to YNP you'll likely recognize some of the locations and if you haven't been, hopefully it will whet your appetite to make a visit. From here we had one more stop to make before arriving home. We had spent a couple of weeks in the Tetons in July and were looking forward to a couple of more days there seeing what Fall was like.....
Our trip to Glacier this year was unique for us in one aspect: it was our first trip as a couple taken in the Fall. My wife is a teacher and is semi-retired but still teaching a couple of classes online. For her entire teaching career taking a trip in September or October was unthinkable as she had to be in the classroom. Now able to teach virtually freed her up to give a Fall trip a try.
Of course as a teacher she was blessed with summers off when school was not in session. Taking a summer trip isn't ideal because that's when the rest of the world is taking their summer vacations so we were really looking forward to our three weeks in Glacier National Park. I mentioned in my last blog how busy we found the Park to be and that was our biggest surprise. And it wasn't just other retirees either; there were lots of families with young children throughout the Park. One young lad we met talked about how he was up at 4:30 in the morning to sign in to his online classes back home in North Carolina. By noon he and his family were free to get out and enjoy the beauty and majesty that is Glacier.
WIFI is still problematic in most areas of the Park. Even at the KOA campground where we were staying you could tell when everyone else was logging on because the KOA service basically shut down. To be safe we drove into Kalispell, the closest major town, and my wife paid to use a shared-office service that was able to guarantee high-speed internet capable of handling ZOOM calls. The folks there told us they had a busy summer with lots of teachers from around the country scrambling to be able to teach ZOOM school.
It was also colder than we anticipated and even in early September the high mountains were starting to see snow and it was getting close to freezing in the mornings when we ventured out. Not that big of a deal but holding a wet kayak paddle at 37 degrees isn't all that comfortable and we didn't want to break out the winter neoprene gloves quite yet. Daytime highs were in the 60's and low 70's which was very pleasant but it was definitely sweatshirt kind of weather most of the time. The KOA in West Glacier features two pools, one for families and the other for adults only but I don't think they were heated. We jumped in a couple of times but then promptly headed for the definitely heated hot tubs. This particular KOA is the number one-rated KOA in the country and it is an amazing Resort for the RV set. Pools, a couple of on-site restaurants, the aforementioned pools and hot tubs, weekend entertainment, are just a couple of the amenities the campground offers. We were actually staying at this KOA years ago when it went up for sale and my wife and I had pipe dreams of becoming campground owners. The price was around a $million and was considerably out of our range way back then. The Resort just sold again in the last year or so and from what we were told the price was in the tens of millions. If you get the chance to stay at the West Glacier KOA we'd highly recommend it and like many campgrounds also offers camping cabins and even more upscale houses capable of hosting large families or groups.
The other major surprise other than the crowds was how much of the Park was already closed - most of the eastern side (Many Glacier, East Glacier, Swiftcurrent) were already shut down for the season by the time we got there in early September. We did, after more than 30 years of coming to Glacier, finally ride one of the famous Red Buses that have been taking tourists over the Going To The Sun Road since the 1930's. You'll see what that was like in the video below. We lucked out in having a beautiful clear (though cold) day for our trip and our driver, Rich, has been driving Red Buses for thirty-plus years and was a wealth of information into the Park's early days.
You'll see in the video that we were able to get out on the water a couple of times and the perspective from a kayak or paddleboard is completely different from the land-bound. And of course, for those who know me, any trip like this would be lacking without putting two wheels to some backcountry roads.
When our time was up in Glacier we headed down to West Yellowstone where we spent a couple of days and watched the temps dip down into the low 20's as we took our morning strolls. From Yellowstone we dropped back down to the Tetons where we stayed once more at the Gros Ventre campground which is where we stayed in July. I'll be putting up short videos about Yellowstone and the Tetons and the Teton one will be an interesting contrast to the video I shared in the summer. The Gros Ventre campground is perhaps our favorite campground in the U.S. and is a great place to see wildlife (moose and bear) casually wandering through the campsites.
We've been back in Denver for about a week now and its good to be home. But make no mistake, the road that beckons is already whispering in my ear. Not sure where that road will take us, but I'm looking forward to wherever it leads. See you out there!
Our trip home from Glacier National Park intentionally took a meandering route through Big Sky Montana to West Yellowstone. It's a pretty drive as Montana, at least in the bright sun, is a beautiful State. Part of the route is along Highway 287 that takes you along the Madison River that starts in Yellowstone National Park and eventually flows into the Missouri. If you're a fisherperson, specifically a fly-fisherperson, this stretch of the Madison must come close to fishing heaven.
We've driven this route before and were aware that we'd be going past a place called Earthquake Lake. Not having had time to really explore the area in the past we made a conscious decision this time to stop and see what this part of southeast Montana was all about.
Late at night on August 17, 1959 the Yellowstone region experienced an earthquake. Not that unusual for the ground to move in this part of the country as Yellowstone is one of the more seismically active areas in the U.S. experiencing as many as 3,000 earthquakes a year. Most of those go unfelt but the one on August 17th definitely woke people up. It registered 7.5 on the Richter scale and occurred just before midnight and caused a massive landslide of more than 80 million tons that moved at more than 100 mph in the area just northwest of Hebgen Lake. The slide roared across the Madison River blocking it and forming a new lake that started to fill at the rate of 9 feet per day. Within a couple of weeks the new lake was five miles long and 190 feet deep. Cabins and cars were swept away. Twenty-eight men, women, and children lost their lives. A camping lodge near the river quickly evacuated their guests to higher ground (now called Refuge Point) in the middle of the night where they experienced aftershocks and as daylight broke were able to see the massive scar left by the slide in the near distance. Rocks and debris were still rolling down the hillside.
Flying by at 60 mph most of today's travelers have little awareness of the horror of that night. The earthquake also destroyed the highway cutting the survivors off and necessitating helicopters to rescue the injured the next day. Looking at the lake now one might think it looks a little strange with lots of dead trees poking out of the water but the surrounding area doesn't easily paint a picture of what happened 62 years ago. This trip we took the better part of a day exploring Earthquake Lake first by kayak and then on foot hiking the trail from Refuge Point as well as walking the Ghost Village road to the head of the lake. As my wife was walking the road she stopped to take a picture when a car stopped by and a gentleman rolled down the window. Turned out he was a survivor of the earthquake and had been sleeping in the cabin my wife was taking a picture of. Joe was kind enough to spend a couple of moments sharing insights into what happened that night so long ago. He was 15 at the time. Now living in Fort Collins, Colorado he indicated he still makes a trip back almost every year.
There is an unmistakably eerie feeling to being out on the lake but at the same time the scenic beauty of this area takes your breath away. Here's a short video of our exploration.
September in Glacier is special. Cold mornings, cool nights and somewhat warmer days let you know change is in the air. We've been coming to Glacier National Park for nearly 30 years and the Park is certainly far more crowded than we remember from the "good old days", whatever that means. There's an ad running for I think some brand of ice cream who's tag line is "The good old days are being made right now" set to a catchy jingle. I cringe when I hear it because I can't imagine anyone looking back on the Covid pandemic as "the good old days" but I give kudos for a clever advertising campaign.
When we first came to Glacier it seemed there were more bears than people. We'd head up to Logan Pass at the top of the Going to the Sun road as evening set in to watch for bears in the open landscape above timberline. More often than not we'd catch sight of a grizzly meandering through the nearly empty parking lot itself before crossing over to the Highline Trail. Now I don't think a bear of any size could squeeze between the cars sardined into the parking lot even as the sun goes down and the stars begin to shine. On our first couple of trips to the park hardly a day would go by without a bear sighting, sometimes multiple in one day. This trip we've seen one lone bruin high up on a rocky slope as we were descending from the Pass. I guess the rule of inverse proportionality is in effect - this trip everyone is carrying bear spray, and it seems no one is seeing a bear, where back in the day bear spray was still new and largely unproven and you really had to keep a sharp eye out for big furry critters coming down the trail.
On our first trip to Glacier we took a shuttle up to Logan Pass at the crack of dawn where they dropped us off with hardly another soul around. Our plan was to hike the Highline Trail to the Granite Park Chalet, spend the night, then continue down to Swift Current where we had left our car. I remember it was cold and dreary as we started out and we couldn't have seen a bear if it bit us through the fog but as the day warmed up the clouds lifted and the trail was bathed in bright sunshine. We were carrying backpacks as the Granite Park Chalet was fairly rustic and you needed to bring your own sleeping bag and food (nowadays I understand they provide food service and linens for a fee for those preferring to hike unencumbered by a pack). It wasn't too long before faster day hikers caught up to us and let us know that they had closed the trail behind us due to bear activity near Logan Pass. We couldn't have returned to the Pass if we had wanted to. As we kept hiking (its a several hour hike to Granite Park Chalet) we noticed a group of folks who had passed us earlier all standing together nervously eying the trail ahead of them. Someone in their party had seen a grizzly off the side of the trail so there we were stuck between bears behind us and now bears in front of us. Back then I don't think any of us were carrying that newfangled stuff called bear spray so the only recourse we had was to continue hiking to the Chalet as a larger group and make as much noise as we could to let the grizzly ahead of us know where we were hoping he or she would stay clear.
Suffice it to say we all made it safely to Granite Park and settled in for a beautiful evening watching the sun set to the west. The Chalet had a nice second floor deck from which tourists used to throw food scraps to bears who had become acclimatized to handouts. That ended pretty quickly when a couple of campers at the adjacent Granite Park campground were attacked by a bear on August 12, 1967. Two young women were killed and a man mauled (if you're curious, Google Night of the Grizzlies or read the book of the same name by Jack Olsen). I came across the book at the Chalet the evening we stayed there and read the harrowing account of what happened which is why to this day I'll never camp at the Granite Park campground even though the events chronicled in the book are more than fifty years in the past.
One interesting thing did occur during our stay. Darkness had settled over the Chalet when we saw several miles back on the Highline Trail a little pinprick of light bobbing in the gloom. We asked a ranger who was stationed at the Chalet what the light was and he said, in a not-too-pleased voice, that he was going to have to go see for himself. He dutifully set off in the pitch black with a flashlight and a crowd of us watched his light slowly make its way back along the trail toward the other light still bobbing in the distance. Eventually the two lights met a mile or two away from the Chalet and then both lights made their way back towards us. Eventually the ranger arrived with a solitary hiker in tow. The hiker had apparently ignored the bear closure signs at the top of the Pass and thought he could hike to the Chalet then back down to the Going to the Sun road before darkness caught him. When the ranger intercepted him he was using a little penlight to follow the trail and to make noise he was holding his car keys and jangling them ahead of him as he walked! The ranger was livid but had no choice but to put the errant day hiker up for the night (he slept on the cold hard stone floor) before rousing him at the first sign of daylight and sending him down the trail to the road with a stern warning not to repeat his prank again. This year the smart grizzly would likely have distanced themselves as far away from the crowds on the Highline as possible.
Your Red Bus awaits!
One thing we did this trip that we had not done before was take one of the Red Bus tours that has been shuttling tourists through the Park since the 1930's. Our driver, Rich, was a treasure trove of information and we lucked out by having beautiful weather during our tour. It was in the 30's when we set out but seemed to get warmer as we and the sun got higher and it wasn't too long before Rich stopped and rolled back the fabric roof allowing for an even more stunning perspective of the park. I was just happy to leave the driving to someone else as taking your own vehicle to the top demands you pay close attention to a steep, narrow, and winding road (for those familiar with Colorado, think the west side of Independence Pass).
Just outside the northwest boundary of Glacier National Park lies the little town of Polebridge, Montana. We had visited Polebridge more than twenty years ago so were curious to see the changes that the intervening decades had wrought. In the early '90's Polebridge was a forgotten backwater hamlet that few tourists ventured to see. The road back then was dirt (it still is) and rough (now well maintained, as far as dirt roads go) so it took some effort to visit. Polebridge today has, like so many places, been 'discovered' and we were surprised (though we shouldn't have been - after all we are from Colorado!) by the number of new homes all along the road. The town itself still has a funky vibe that almost feels Alaskan with fancy new homes sitting side by side Yurts, old cabins and all sorts of off-the-grid accommodations.
The Polebridge Mercantile was doing a booming business and we treated ourselves to some of the delights from the bakery (huckleberry bread, huckleberry brownies, etc. - Yum!) and sat on the adjacent picnic tables watching loose horses graze within petting distance. We asked the locals what was generating all the new growth since our last visit and were told that Canadians from Alberta and British Columbia had snatched up lot of the property pre-Covid at rock-bottom prices before Montanans realized the value of what was in their own back yard. I'd love to see Polebridge in the winter as the view from the town is as good as any you'll get within the Park. And yes, on several mornings the high peaks were featuring a fresh new blanket of snow and freeze warnings at lower elevations were becoming the norm.
Well, this turned out to be a somewhat long-winded post so I'll sign off for now. Until next time, safe travels!
Willie had it right when he penned his famous hit:
On the road again
Goin' places that I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again
And I can't wait to get on the road again
We arrived in Glacier National Park two days ago escaping the heat and crowds of our home State of Colorado for the cool and somewhat-fewer-crowds of this far north National Park nestled in the northwest corner of Big Sky Country, Montana. We took three days coming up with overnights in Casper, Wyoming (great food at "The Hangar" restaurant) and Great Falls. The west winds they were a'blowin' and the camper they were a'slowin' to the tune of eking out a whopping 8 miles to the gallon on the westerly stretches of pavement. Gas in these parts is around $3.29-3.39/gallon and there are some stretches where the pumps are few and far (very far) between which made it tough to keep a half-a-tank cushion but we made it in good order. When we left Denver temps were setting records in the high 90's; up here its long pants and sweatshirt weather and many of the trees are boasting Fall colors in all their splendor already.
We're "camping" at the West Glacier KOA which has been rated the Number One KOA campground for more years than they can count. It's a full service resort for the RV crowd of which I'm now one, at least for the next three weeks, and features full service restaurant, two beautiful swimming pools (one for the kiddos and one for us adults), hot tubs, gift shop (20-40% off end of season specials!), and two gorgeous dog parks featuring lush green grass (how many dog parks have that?) that we can hardly get our two huskies out of.
They tell us the Park continues to set visitation records even in September but coming from Colorful (and crowded) Colorado we haven't been cramped at all, at least so far. As in our July jaunt to the Tetons we seek out the roads less traveled specifically to avoid the masses. Yesterday we took a beautiful half-day trip to the Canadian border crossing north of the little town of Polebridge. Its a rough dirt road in spots, but the views along the way looking east into Glacier Park are amazing and the farther north we got the fewer and fewer folks there were. In the last half hour of the drive to the border only one car passed us and that was a Border Patrol truck that we let go by as he clearly had places to go and no one to see. This particular border crossing is somewhat unique in that it hasn't actually been open to crossing since the 90's. In fact, on the Canadian side you can still see the Border Crossing
building now sadly falling into disrepair. On the U.S. side our tax dollars are still hard at work with a nice Customs and Immigration Building (with new solar panels being installed) and a helicopter that flew in while we were there delivering one passenger and two cylinders of propane. Other than that it was just my wife and I, our two dogs, and a handful of Border Patrol Agents enjoying what has got to be one of the cushiest postings ICE offers. I can only imagine that compared to their brethren working the southern border this post must feel like an extended vacation. When we left for the long jaunt back we waved at the helicopter pilot and one of the Border Patrol Agents as they tossed a football back and forth as the sun set behind them.
My wife and I have been to Glacier many times over the last 30 plus years of wedded bliss. When we first started coming the Park had not been 'discovered' and featured some of the lowest visitation of any national park. Back then it felt there were more grizzlies than people. Now, on the local radio station, they advertise for people looking to harvest free fruit (apples mainly) from peoples yards to help avoid bear/people conflicts as the ursine set moseys in to take advantage of the smorgasbord all the new transplants (of the human variety) have laid out.
Ordinarily many of the positions in and around the Park would be staffed by young folk hailing from all over the world coming over to spend the summer working in America's national playgrounds. Thanks to COVID there were no J-1 Visas the last two years and the sad reality is that there were not enough Americans needing work to fill the myriad positions available. For example, we went to a Qdoba restaurant last night for an early dinner. As we were leaving at about 5 o'clock a couple was trying to come in but the doors were locked. The Qdoba was closing because they didn't have the staff to handle the dinner crowd. Closer to the Park many of the restaurants and gift shops are shuttered not because its the end of the season but because they couldn't find enough staff to stay open.
We went kayaking on McDonald Lake at the crack-o-dawn and the lakes up here are a paddlers paradise. The water is so clear you can see fish and colorful stones on the bottom to depths of 20 to 30 feet. Like most western States, there is mandatory boat inspection for invasive species but in the Park the process is quick and easy and before you know it you've got a bright yellow tag flapping off the back of your kayak as you make your own ripples on the still pristine lakes in the area.
Well, that's enough for now. Its almost dinner time for me and the bears so I'll sign off and join my four footed friends in the search for fresh huckleberries. Mmm, Mmmm, Mmmmm...
Had a chance to daytrip over to the eclectic town of Crested Butte. What used to be little Crested Butte is 'little' no more as the amount of new development is staggering. Still, downtown CB is as funky as ever as you'll see in the video below. CB has made most of their downtown a one-way street which is an improvement but why they don't just turn it into pedestrian (and cyclist too!) only is beyond me. So few cars can actually park downtown that it really makes not a lot of sense to try to funnel heavy vehicular traffic into the area and the traffic headed up Kebler Pass could be moved a block over but that's just my humble opinion. Still, CB is too nice a town to not stretch the legs, gawk at all the fun shops, peek in at the Mountain Bike Museum and grab some delicious food.
We had traveled up and over Monarch Pass and of course stopped at the summit to see what was new at the Crest House which is always chock full of fun souvenirs, gifts, and trinkets for those so inclined. You can also take a trip via gondola up to the tip-top of the summit and if you're into mountain biking or hiking you probably already know the joys of the Monarch Crest Trail. There's also a great, relatively short hike over to Old Monarch Pass that starts just to the west side of the highway.
Monarch Pass is beautiful in the summer but can be pure terror in the winter. My better half spent a couple of years teaching at Western State College (now Western Colorado University) and I used to make a weekly commute come the weekend from Denver to Gunnison. I can remember passing semitrailers who were literally sliding backward down the Pass, their wheels spinning uselessly against the dual effects of gravity and a snowy road. As I sped by at 5 m.p.h., thankful to at least still be moving in a forward direction, I could only wish them luck as they disappeared in the whiteout conditions. This trip we had a much nicer day though you still needed a sweatshirt or coat to keep you warm at the top.
Gunnison is a neat town in its own right even though on this trip we passed right through on our way up-valley. Gunnison used to have a wonderful book store. Don't know for sure if its still there but if it is I promise I'll stop in the next time through. Ride The Rockies, that perennial bicycle tour of Colorado, often stops in Gunnison and some of my best night's sleep have been zonked out in a tent at the middle school after a long day in the saddle pretending to be a cyclist.
Fall in the Gunnison Valley is perhaps my favorite time of year though sometimes it only seems to last a week or two as the weather in these parts can change faster than my wife's mind. Catch it on a warm Indian summer day with the Aspen changing and you're in for a real treat. Though this day the Aspen were just starting to show some of their glorious gold, give it a couple of weeks and they'll be in their prime. Just don't blink or you'll miss it.
A lot of Texas folk call Crested Butte their second, third, or fourth home and Texas license plates do seem to outnumber the green and white of Colorado the closer you get to CB. There's lots of new construction going on and if its been several years since you've been you might struggle to recognize the CB of old. But its still there if you look hard enough though how long it will last is anyone's guess. CB is still mountain biking Mecca and I could only drool at the two-wheeled steeds zipping through town on their way to some of the best riding in the world. Here too e-bikes are becoming more popular though thus far they are not allowed on the area's single track trails.
There's some good eatin' in CB, that's for sure. We ate outside under an umbrella as a passing thunderstorm soaked the streets but that's just part of the experience in Crested Butte. And with food that good, who really cares? Not me...
Too soon it was time to hit the trail, or at least Highway 135, as we made our way to the turnoff to Taylor Park Reservoir with plans to head back to Buena Vista over Cottonwood Pass which was fully paved (to some folks delight and other's chagrin) just a couple of years ago. Its probably a prettier drive than going over Monarch Pass and besides it makes a nice (though long) loop for a day's outing. And on a day like we had with nary a cloud in the sky, the views are stupendous. Cottonwood Pass also cuts a considerable amount of miles versus the longer route back to Gunnison and over Monarch if you're headed to Buena Vista where we had a planned rendezvous with some adorable four-legged friends. Stopping in at the Jumping Good Country Store and Goat Dairy we learned all about making delicious goat cheese but it was the critters we had come to see and they did not disappoint.
Not having spent much time among goats I was pleasantly surprised at how friendly they could be. My mother-in-law, who joined us on this trip, wanted desperately to take one of the baby goats home with her but we prevailed upon her to eventually bid them adieu. Tours are available ($8/adults, $5/kids over age 2) and the time spent in with the goats is priceless.
Anyway, here's some of what we saw in this whirlwind of a day. Oh, and if you're thinking you are not that much of a goat cheese aficionado, that's o.k. - just try the goat milk fudge! As my friends from Texas say -Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm.
The world's a complicated place, no doubt about it. And things don't appear to be getting any simpler.
My wife can hardly watch the news anymore and while I'm a professed news-junkie there are days I can understand where she's coming from.
For me, my escape from the world with a capital "W" is more often than not found in the great outdoors - usually high in the mountains or far back in the woods. Places my wife refers to as 'the middle of nowhere' but I'll take the 'middle of nowhere' over 'somewhere' most any day of the week.
I don't get the chance to visit the 'middle of nowhere' as frequently as I would like and generally find myself 'somewhere' along with tens, hundreds, or thousands of my fellow human beings. Not one for crowds, I chafe when surrounded by people. I've never been lonely out in 'the middle of nowhere' but let me tell you I've felt alone in a crowd more times than I can count.
It's getting tough, at least in Colorado, to seek out and find the 'middle of nowhere'. Traffic on our major mountain corridor - Interstate 70 - is now as busy on weekdays as it used to be on weekends just a year or two ago and I-70 now is a 'somewhere' I'd rather not be. I drove down to Denver along I-70 this morning from the 'middle of nowhere' after spending a couple of days camping with my wife and two pooches. My apologies in advance for not telling you exactly where this 'middle of nowhere' is because if I told you it would suddenly be 'somewhere' and there are too few places like it remaining.
By contrast, I was up mountain biking a week ago with my wife on the road that starts at Clear Creek Reservoir just south of Twin Lakes. It winds and climbs to the old mining towns of Vicksburg and Winfield. Its a rough dirt road full of potholes and rocky sections but offers some beautiful scenery. This road is now definitely 'somewhere' and even in the middle of the week there was a steady stream of campers and RV's bouncing up over the rocks and through the dust to boondock in spots where signs of the previous human occupants was in more than abundant evidence. All that toilet paper that folks have been hoarding during the pandemic? I swear most of it has ended up in our national forests and campgrounds. Definitely not the 'middle of nowhere'. So again, apologies for not identifying my 'middle of nowhere', but suffice it to say I never saw a quilted piece of two-ply lying on the ground.
When I was growing up one went through an evolution as a camper. As a wee little tyke I roughed it in a pup tent in the wooly wilds of our backyard. From there I graduated to camping in the real woods with my parents - car camping with just a tent, stove, and sleeping bags. Tents back then weren't very good and the likelihood of returning home soaked and/or frozen were high but that was all part of the adventure. When I got married I took my new bride camping 'somewhere' in the Indian Peaks wilderness (not so much wilderness anymore) to introduce her to the joys of sleeping in a sodden sleeping bag while the rain banged on the not-so-waterproof fabric of the tent. To her credit she helped me quickly (VERY quickly) evolve to the next level of camping featuring a 'real' (and at the time very expensive) dome tent from the good folks at REI.
A new level of Pack it In/Pack it Out
Still, we were sleeping on the good hard ground, albeit on fancy new inflatable camping pads, but I could still get that sensation of sloshing around in a wet sleeping bag whenever I forgot, or opted not, to put the now-actually-waterproof fly on the tent. As we got older and the ground seemed to get harder my camping evolution continued (thank you honey!) and we graduated to a pop-up camper which took us to Alaska (now there's the real 'middle of nowhere') and back and this summer we went to the Tetons in an - can I bring myself to say it? - RV. Its really, really hard to experience that wet, frozen sensation of camping outside in the elements when ensconced in a Travel Trailer or Fifth Wheel, but hey, for the sake of marital harmony I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
A view from our tent
Some of you may have gone through a similar evolution regarding all the comfort and joy that Mother Nature can bestow upon us (what would camping at Lake Dillon on Memorial Day be without a little spring snow to make it memorable?). The younger generations are either much wiser, or willing to miss out on all this bliss as many, if not most, seem to have gone straight to the RV in lieu of the traditional fabric and pole shelters of their parents. American Express's slogan of "Don't leave home without it" seems to have carried over into this brave new world of RV camping (an oxymoron if ever there was one) as big screen T.V.'s, fancy barbeque grills, and rocking chairs all come along for a sojourn under the stars. In campgrounds nowadays RV's outnumber tents 10 to 1 and instead of listening to the pitter-pat of rain gently falling on the tent you're more likely to hear the rumble of generators powering up to catch the big game on the Big Screen.
The 'Middle of Nowhere'
Now all of this is well and good and is simply evidence of how far we've all come over the years. But still, there are times (many, many times) I yearn for getting back to the basics. Instead of loading up and hitching up a rolling behemoth simply throwing two sleeping bags and a tent into the car and heading off to find, once more, the 'middle of nowhere'. For two days and nights I got the chance to do just that. And yes, the ground is as hard as it ever was, and oh my, did it feel good...
